{"id":213,"date":"2017-08-29T12:40:24","date_gmt":"2017-08-29T11:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/havraspar.hocz.org\/?page_id=213"},"modified":"2017-08-31T20:21:59","modified_gmt":"2017-08-31T19:21:59","slug":"k_10","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/historie\/kronika\/k_10\/","title":{"rendered":"Kapitola X. \u2013 \u0161koln\u00ed rok 2075\/76"},"content":{"rendered":"

V\u00e1\u017een\u00e9 v\u0161echno, kter\u00e9 sis sem na\u0161lo cestu a nic t\u011b nese\u017eralo,\u00a0<\/span>v\u00edtej u p\u0159ehledu (nejen) Havrasp\u00e1rsk\u00fdch v\u00fdst\u0159elk\u016f, tentononc\u016f a onehlenc\u016f za \u0161koln\u00ed rok 2075\/2076.<\/span><\/p>\n

A co \u017ee se to v\u0161echno ud\u00e1lo? Havrasp\u00e1rsk\u00e1 spole\u010densk\u00e1 m\u00edstnost st\u00e1le aktivn\u011b oplak\u00e1vala\u00a0<\/span>sklenici s\u00a0marmel\u00e1dou<\/span><\/i>, kterou m\u011bla dostat jako odm\u011bnu za prvn\u00ed m\u00edsto ve \u0161koln\u00edm poh\u00e1ru, a tak si mod\u0159\u00ed ani p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nev\u0161imli toho, \u017ee \u0161koln\u00ed rok zase jednou za\u010dal pon\u011bkud pozd\u011bji, ne\u017e je obvykl\u00e9. Z\u00e1pisu jsme se do\u010dkali v\u00a0listopadu, ov\u0161em dost mo\u017en\u00e1 by studenti byli v\u00edce p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, kdyby z\u00e1pis p\u0159i\u0161el d\u0159\u00edve. Co v\u0161ak \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed nep\u0159ineslo, bylo slo\u017een\u00ed Havrasp\u00e1rsk\u00e9 m\u0159\u00ed\u017eky na pi\u0161kvorky a pod n\u00ed n\u00e1le\u017e\u00edc\u00edch obyvatel\u016f h\u0159bitova (<\/span>pokud jste nepochopili, m\u00e1me na mysli modr\u00e9 prefektstvo<\/span><\/i>); z\u016fstalo na chlup stejn\u00e9 jako loni, snad poprv\u00e9 v\u00a0d\u011bjin\u00e1ch Havrasp\u00e1ru.<\/span><\/p>\n

Av\u0161ak nejen Havrasp\u00e1r m\u011bl jin\u00e9 starosti; Nebelv\u00edr t\u0159eba \u0159e\u0161il zmizel\u00e9ho kolejn\u00edho \u0159editele L<\/strong><\/span>ukase W. Goldhaira<\/b>, jeho\u017e povinnosti do\u010dasn\u011b p\u0159evzala primuska koleje\u00a0<\/span>Drusilla Addams<\/b>. Mrzimorsk\u00e1 primuska\u00a0<\/span>Kitty McSamson<\/b>\u00a0zase skon\u010dila v\u00a0nemocnici pot\u00e9, co jej\u00ed nervy dlouho visely na uklid\u0148ovac\u00edm lektvaru. A Zmijozel? Inu, ten jedin\u00fd m\u011bl \u010das hn\u00e1t se za \u0161koln\u00edm poh\u00e1rem \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

A tak zat\u00edmco si star\u0161\u00ed i nov\u00ed studenti okusovali nehty p\u0159i \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na z\u00e1pis, sepisovali profeso\u0159i pov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed o v\u0161em mo\u017en\u00e9m. Naleziv\u0161\u00ed se Lukas W. Goldhair sepsal opravdu hororov\u00e9 vykreslen\u00ed Zapov\u011bzen\u00e9ho lesa. Bylo natolik stra\u0161liv\u00e9 \u2026 \u017ee tam nov\u00e1\u010dci stejn\u011b lezli d\u00e1l, jako ka\u017ed\u00fd jin\u00fd rok.<\/span><\/p>\n

Po z\u00e1pisu studenti zase jednou vyrazili do Prasinek. A ryze kouzelnick\u00e1 vesni\u010dka to op\u011bt p\u0159e\u017eila. Ov\u0161em jestli p\u0159e\u017eili v\u0161ichni a ve zdrav\u00ed, o tom u\u017e nem\u00e1me \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 informace.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ani mraziv\u00e9 po\u010das\u00ed ale nevyhnalo sk\u0159ety, kte\u0159\u00ed se usadili hluboko v\u00a0Zapov\u011bzen\u00e9m lese a \u010das od \u010dasu vyrazili k\u00a0jezeru na ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u00ed\u00a0<\/span>V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed koupel<\/span><\/i>. Kv\u016fli sk\u0159et\u016fm byl vyhl\u00e1\u0161en z\u00e1kaz vych\u00e1zen\u00ed po p\u00e1t\u00e9 ve\u010dern\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n

Aby studenti neum\u0159eli nudou, vytvo\u0159il profesorsk\u00fd sbor ve Velk\u00e9 s\u00edni kluzi\u0161t\u011b. Klouzat jste se mohli sem a tam, tam a sem, sem a sem a kdo cht\u011bl, ten mohl i tam a tam.<\/span><\/p>\n

V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed pr\u00e1zdniny se nesly v\u00a0duchu v\u00fdm\u011bny rol\u00ed. Studenti, kte\u0159\u00ed na pr\u00e1zdniny neodjeli dom\u016f, dostali za \u00fakol za\u0161\u00edt poni\u010den\u00e9 pr\u00e1dlo, krmit zv\u011b\u0159 nebo p\u0159eprat profesorsk\u00e9mu sboru spodky.\u00a0<\/span>Lucia Lex Liu<\/b>, kter\u00e1 se z\u00fa\u010dastnila pran\u00ed pono\u017eek pana \u0159editele, se z\u00a0jejich d\u011bsiv\u00e9ho od\u00e9ru \u00fadajn\u011b vzpamatov\u00e1vala a\u017e do jara.<\/span><\/p>\n

Na leden byl netradi\u010dn\u011b napl\u00e1nov\u00e1n velk\u00fd\u00a0<\/span>Pragocon<\/b>, aneb tradi\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdlet kouzeln\u00edk\u016f do sv\u011bta mudl\u016f. Tato akce se tradi\u010dn\u011b opakuje ka\u017ed\u00e9 dva roky v\u00a0z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, ov\u0161em letos jsme vyrazili v\u00a0mraziv\u00e9m po\u010das\u00ed. N\u011bkolika student\u016fm zmrzly nudle u nosu. V\u011b\u0159te, \u017ee nejde o nic p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9ho.<\/span><\/p>\n

V\u00a0\u00fanoru m\u011bli Havrasp\u00e1r\u0161t\u00ed p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 studijn\u00ed volno \u2013 ov\u0161em jen d\u00edky tomu, \u017ee se n\u011bkolik profesor\u016f vydalo vyhnat z\u00a0lesa sk\u0159ety. Bohu\u017eel, v\u00fdprava nem\u011bla p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 pozitivn\u00ed v\u00fdsledky. A nebezpe\u010d\u00ed ze strany sk\u0159et\u016f se, bohu\u017eel, stup\u0148ovalo. Ministerstvo kouzel se k\u00a0probl\u00e9mu p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 aktivn\u011b nepostavilo, a tak se v\u00a0b\u0159eznu profeso\u0159i spolu se studenty vydali se sk\u0159ety z\u00fa\u010dtovat jednou pro v\u017edy. Takovou bitvu Bradavice dlouho neza\u017eily. Nejzaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed postavou cel\u00fdch boj\u016f byl dost mo\u017en\u00e1 \u0159editel Bradavick\u00e9 \u0161koly \u010dar a kouzel\u00a0<\/span>Michael Y. Lobber<\/b>, kter\u00fd hrdinn\u011b \u2026 omdlel, jen co zahl\u00e9dl prvn\u00edho sk\u0159eta.<\/span><\/p>\n

Studentsk\u00e1 rada<\/b>\u00a0se rozhodla zase jednou vyl\u00e9zt p\u0159ed b\u011b\u017en\u00fd lid a podebatovat o studentsk\u00fdch probl\u00e9mech. V\u00edc ne\u017e diskusi ale cel\u00e1 akce p\u0159ipom\u00ednala pokus o defenestraci.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

A stejn\u011b jako sk\u0159eti, za sv\u00e9 vzal i z\u00e1kaz vych\u00e1zen\u00ed po p\u00e1t\u00e9 hodin\u011b ve\u010dern\u00ed (odpoledn\u00ed?).\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

A stejn\u011b potichu a nesly\u0161n\u011b jako v\u017edy, p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil se konec \u0161koln\u00edho roku a s\u00a0n\u00edm i pozv\u00e1n\u00ed na\u00a0<\/span>Mistrovstv\u00ed sv\u011bta ve famfrp\u00e1lu<\/b>, kam se vydala nepo\u010detn\u00e1 skupinka student\u016f a profesor\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed nev\u011bd\u011bli, za co jin\u00e9ho by utratili 12 galeon\u016f.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Havrasp\u00e1r\u0161t\u00ed tento \u0161koln\u00ed rok uspo\u0159\u00e1dali n\u011bkolik akc\u00ed pro modr\u00e9 studenty \u2013 v\u00a0jednu chv\u00edli se t\u0159eba kolejn\u00ed m\u00edstnost prom\u011bnila v\u00a0bal\u00f3nkovou z\u00f3nu.<\/span><\/p>\n

A tak\u00e9 se piln\u011b \u010dinili v\u00a0<\/span>Modr\u00fdch Listech<\/b>. I kdy\u017e toho \u010din\u011bn\u00ed se mohlo b\u00fdt i v\u00edce, proto si na konci \u0161koln\u00edho roku redakce sbalila fidl\u00e1tka a rozhodla se p\u0159esunout pod spole\u010dn\u00fd bonz\u00e1ck\u00fd projekt v\u0161ech kolej\u00ed \u2013 <\/span>Bradavi\u010dn\u00edk<\/b>! (Jak u\u017e to tak b\u00fdv\u00e1, st\u00e1la za t\u00edm n\u00e1padem jist\u00e1 Elizabeth nev\u00edm-jak-d\u00e1l).<\/span><\/p>\n

Osobnostmi tohoto \u0161koln\u00edho roku byli:\u00a0<\/span>Alex Petrov<\/b>, kter\u00fd vyhr\u00e1l kolejn\u00ed sout\u011b\u017e Hon na Fantomase; d\u00e1le <\/span>Alechandra Murajaov\u00e1<\/b>,\u00a0<\/span>Octavius White<\/b>,\u00a0<\/span>Will Caullov\u00e1<\/b>,\u00a0<\/span>Kiara Krover<\/b>,\u00a0<\/span>Timothy Jones<\/b>,<\/span>Isabella J. Smith<\/b>,<\/span>\u00a0Eliomys Molly Dormousov\u00e1<\/b>\u00a0a znovu Alex Petrov, kte\u0159\u00ed z\u00edskali ubohou almu\u017enu za vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed studijn\u00ed v\u00fdsledky;<\/span><\/p>\n

Eliomys Molly Dormousov\u00e1, Isabella J. Smith, Kiara Krover,\u00a0<\/span>Elizabeth McCainov\u00e1<\/b>\u00a0a Lucia Lex Liu, kter\u00e9 se staraly o blaho \u010dten\u00e1\u0159\u016f Modr\u00fdch List\u016f;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Alex Petrov, Eliomys Molly Dormousov\u00e1, Isabella J. Smith, Lilian Zwiky, Keira Azaria, Elizabeth McCainov\u00e1, Jessica Alia Lektro a Lucia Lex Liu, kte\u0159\u00ed se zapojili do projektu Havrasp\u00e1rsk\u00e9 patron\u00e1dy;<\/span><\/p>\n

Alex Petrov po\u010dtvrt\u00e9, Lucia Lex Liu pot\u0159et\u00ed a\u00a0<\/span>Rodriguez Crillions<\/b>\u00a0poprv\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b slo\u017eili zkou\u0161ky NK\u00da; a kone\u010dn\u011b sle\u010dna\u00a0<\/span>Ayana Black,<\/b>\u00a0kter\u00e1 ten Havrasp\u00e1rsk\u00fd zv\u011b\u0159inec i tento rok \u0159\u00eddila. A pokud neum\u0159ela, \u0159\u00edd\u00ed jej dodnes.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Prolog<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0~\u00a01.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a02.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a03.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a04.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a05.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a06.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a07.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a08.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a09.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a010.\u00a0~\u00a011.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a012.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a013.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a014.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a015.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a016.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a017.<\/a>~\u00a018.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a019.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a020.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a021.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a022.\u00a0<\/a>~\u00a023.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a024.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a025.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a026.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a027.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a028.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a029.<\/a>\u00a0~\u00a0Epilog<\/a><\/p>\n

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V\u00e1\u017een\u00e9 v\u0161echno, kter\u00e9 sis sem na\u0161lo cestu a nic t\u011b nese\u017eralo,\u00a0v\u00edtej u p\u0159ehledu (nejen) Havrasp\u00e1rsk\u00fdch v\u00fdst\u0159elk\u016f, tentononc\u016f a onehlenc\u016f za \u0161koln\u00ed rok 2075\/2076. A co \u017ee se to v\u0161echno ud\u00e1lo? Havrasp\u00e1rsk\u00e1 spole\u010densk\u00e1 m\u00edstnost st\u00e1le aktivn\u011b oplak\u00e1vala\u00a0sklenici s\u00a0marmel\u00e1dou, kterou m\u011bla dostat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":191,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":680,"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/213\/revisions\/680"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/havraspar.new.hocz.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}